My boyfriend wears tighty whities.& it's just another reason to love him. :) she's a shallow waste of time.

talk about high standards..

That's shallow man, good thing she took herself out of the picture before you had to. On another note, boxer briefs are a good substitute; good support, maneuverable, and they look better on anyone than tighty whities.

I would pay good money to watch this breakup. I'm just playing OP, but on a real note, she clearly doesn't deserve you, or in my opinion ANYBODY.

Ridiculous she was quite a catch

The way you worded this makes it sound like you did those things but that wasn't what she got you for.

....And why do you still where tighty whites...? If you're old enough for a relationship, your old enough to where boxers

Well that's obviously not the real reason... That, or it is and she's an oaf. Bitches, man.

While I agree that that's one of the most shallow reasons to dump someone, I think I speak for most when I say tighty whiteys are a ladyboner killer.

Dumping you because of that seems a little harsh, but it is rather lame to wear whitey tighties. Only old white people wear them.