Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 07:46

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
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Cassandra2015 21

Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP

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tiredteenager 16

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

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usmc_sean 8

Dude,buy some briefs and save Your next potential relationship.

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nadene52 12

Tighty whiteys is never a good look for a man in my opinion so I can see we're she was coming from. But to break up with you is stupid she could've just asked you to wear boxers or briefs of she had a problem . She either is shallow or is saying any excuse she can think of. Either way sorry OP

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lulinator 40

Definitely agree. My son is 9 and I feel bad putting him in briefs, but he's so skinny, boxers don't fit. My boyfriend has one pair of briefs, and I hate when he wears them. Getting ready for bed, he'll take off his shirt, yayyyy. Then off come the pants... hmm, what's on TV...

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

While I am kind of inclined to agree that it's not really a good look, I don't think she would be any more right to ask him to change them than she was to dump him for them. People find comfortable what is comfortable for them. If you can't look past a person's underwear and still find them sexy and a turn on, than you really aren't as attracted to that person as you initially thought.

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raphael1123 13

Try boxer briefs. Brands like Fruit of the Loom don't fit me in boxers or boxer briefs. Do some research, and I'm sure you'll find something that fits your son's waistline. ^-^

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laditiggsz 11

If that's the case she wasn't for you bro

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veteran1984 6

wow we all wear them from time to time but dumped over undies I think she had other reasons but she is not woman enough to admit it.

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1sickcivic 15

should of complained about the type of underwear she wears and see how see liked it

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Of all the bad excuses... If your bf's choice in underwear rubs you the wrong way, you make him a present of some stuff more to you liking. Problem solved. Is she very young, penniless or just not into giving presents?

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cksmith51 14

Not really sure why there's so many YDI's, they are actually scientifically proven to increase sperm count and stamina

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disney_blonde 16

No, boxers are what increases sperm count. Studies have shown that briefs hold the testes too close to the body and keep them too warm. Boxers allow them to naturally move closer to or further from the body as needed to maintain correct temperature.

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mellib381 15

Well if you were cheating then she should've dumped you anyway.

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