Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 07:46

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 273
You deserved it 22 924
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Cassandra2015 21

Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP

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tiredteenager 16

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

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karma_kicks_back 16

Sorry but you are better off without her mate. I honestly couldn't care less if my partner decided he wanted to wear heels and a dress to go shopping - I would genuinely love him just the same. I'm sorry if you're hurting now but trust me, you'll find a girl who loves you as you are - no matter what trunk you keep your junk in!

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alexandrarae 13

Totally valid reason. Unless you're dressed as Brad from Rocky Horror Picture Show on Halloween, it's never OK to wear tighty whities.

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Deku_Cutie 12

well, you aren't a little kid anymore... like seriously does that name sound manly to you?

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clickme 17

Sometimes you have to stop looking at everything from only your own point of view. It may seem so insignificant to most of us, but if it's a real issue for your girl, what's the problem with switching to something she likes better? Apparently it's very important to her, how big a deal is it to you?

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bgorch01 11

78, the way it's worded, I don't think the girl gave OP a chance to change. Also, if your girlfriend will dump you for something so stupid, then there is nothing better to do then move on. OP needs a girl who loves him for being himself, not for being someone who looks, dresses, and acts the way she wants him to be.

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limabeans101029 20

78- Why would you even want to stay in a relationship with someone who would break up with you over something as ridiculous as the kind of underwear you like to wear?

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dustin007 15

Haha nice man I haven't see or Heard of tidy Whiteys in a longgggggg time keep rocking them dude

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Barthanax 9

Has nobody else noticed the "for cheating or flirting part"?

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Yes we all noticed it. We also all saw the not before the word for and we took it not as a confession to cheating and flirting but for what it was meant to be, a perspective comparison. If the OP had been cheating or flirting we would have all likely said yeah, you deserve it, blah blah blah because those are major relationship offenses. The OP however wore the wrong underwear which by comparison to the previous two items, is nothing of any importance.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

The amount of YDI's is actually hilarious

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phreaker913 21

only walter wjite can wear those. unless... ARE you walter white???

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fleaguss 14

Walter White Status!

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