Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 07:46

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
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Cassandra2015 21

Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP

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tiredteenager 16

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

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mcamilli 14

Awe that's so shallow of her! At least you'll find someone better who accepts you and what you wear :)

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Tvolsfan325 13

I wear spider-man tighty whities. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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karma_kicks_back 16

You can't go wrong with Spidey. He's just protecting your web-slinger for you (Seriously, I'm a Spidey nut.)

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Are they still tighty whities if they are Spider-man colors and designs? Shouldn't there be a different term if they are not white?

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MLardinos 14

My 6,4, and 3 year old boys wear those. At least if they had designs on them it wouldn't look so bad. No shame in that.

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Saraishi 24

That's a silly reason to dump someone.... Just as silly as wearing tighty whities.

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Jasonmer 4

She didn't happen to wear Capri Pants did she? (reference Christopher Titus)

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vikky538 28

tighty whities are just an excuse..her motive is to dump you...

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Kielnmsoftly 26

Man that reminds me of when I had P.E as a freshman and the first time I changed everyone pointed out I was the only guy in there not wearing boxers so I had to but brand new underwear that night to get the assholes to stop spewing shit. Don't worry about it OP, if they would break up over that, it wasn't gonna work anyway.

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mike3775 35

When I started wearing boxers, I was 9, but this was in 1984 and hardly anyone my age was wearing them yet, and I got made fun of for not wearing tighty whitey's. I laugh at how times change. My 10 yr old still loves wearing briefs and I am not going to encourage him to change, and even his classmates have given up picking on him for wearing them, because as he says, "I am my own person, I and not anyone else, will dictate what I choose to wear" and he is correct

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MLardinos 14

Sorry OP but I totally understand her side of this. Those are a huge turn off! Did she at least try to get you to wear boxers/boxer briefs first?

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