Dealing with it

By Anonymous - 26/03/2020 02:05

Today, my husband's idea of social isolation is to lock himself in his caravan with his Xbox, 200 cans of beer and a dozen takeaway menus. I’ve not seen him in 6 days, and when I tried to force entry to tell him to snap out of it, he sprayed disinfectant at me until I couldn’t breathe. FML
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Sady_Ct 37

This doesn’t sound healthy for your relationship

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PhoenixChick 26

so he can let the takeaway delivery guy come to the door but not you?

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Konfuscious 7

So the real question is why have you not put a lock on the door to the caravan???

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Jeremy Hymore 8

hes been waiting for this moment for years....

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Is your name Amy Farrah Fowler-Cooper? :D

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WistayShlaio82 13

I think it would be best to weld him inside and wait til he panics.

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Hangryko 29

Tell him spraying you with disinfectant is assault and if he does that again you'll call the police then your divorce lawyer.

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