Deep dish

By Grauncho - 22/09/2012 14:12 - United States - Chicago

Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML
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awsetdvcshjkgss 1

Put his food bowl in front of him and then take it away when he comes at it

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perdix 29

That's one hell of a Scooby snack. I hope you exposed some really nefarious scheme for the dog to get such a reward.

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hopsinlove17 26

I don't know about you, but I happen to have a German Shepard. 90 pounds of pure muscle hurdling towards you isn't my definition of fun.O.O

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benmec 18

Yuk. Put that dog outside or in his doggie prison.

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PipingMouse 14

I don't think they have dog criminals, let alone a prison for them.

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MichellinMan 20

I wouldn't be laughing if a giant dog nailed me into the door, causing me to knock over the delicious pizza and have that bastard eat it.

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Megan98 18

I feel your pain, I have two of them.... -_-

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walmartpaysme 15

Just because it is hilarious, doesn't mean that OP's life doesn't suck.

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StanSmith2013 26

My dogs would do the same, it is the primeval instinct for food. Poor you OP, maybe next time feed the dog and then get pizza!

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MisterEx 28

I am picturing your neighbor's face when you tell him this story. Just like when a student tells his teacher that the dog ate his homework. Good luck with that, dear OP.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

This is why you don't let large animals get a contact high. They get the munchies, and you were in the line of fire.

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