81, you're either not on FML much, don't read the comments, or are just willfully ignorant. FML's about women being pranked by their significant others are full of commenters telling the woman to "lighten up" and that the prank is hilarious. I am really sick of people like you bringing your "omfgg if the genders were reversed people would totally be saying different things!!!!!" argument needlessly into the comments section. Why? What the hell is your problem? Keep your delusions to yourself.

Wow in sorry but it could be worse, she coulda actually done it :)

Even if that was a joke creepyy

Well, your gf is quite something. Did she give you morning sex at least?

Well, you still got better action than I had in my last relationship.

I recommend not letting her near your junk until she stops being such a bloody idiot.

Payback is absolutely necessary !!!

Great sense of humor!

That's actually pretty funny I hope you get her back just as good OP

The only joke I can get out of this, is that she is trying to prove the effects of the monstrosity we call a period O.o