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By balls - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Clara

Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML
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trellz17 19

What do you mean "the only reason"?

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dopeemermaid 5

No one noticed he's from california? where there's a water shortage? ?

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DoomedGemini 37

I've heard of people taking short showers because of it, not stopping showers until you stink bad enough.

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soulreaper12296 28

They've never limited how much you can take a shower. And water shortage or not, there's no reason to not take a shower for so long that you start smelling like that.

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ohmyrosie 14

lolololol you learn something new everyday

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nyvine 6

I'd like to say as a chick, you don't know shit until period smell hits. To be quite frank, being able to smell yourself isn't good and can be simply you just wearing clothes that suffocate you and impact you more because you have overactive sweat glands. Have a great day.

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p_nafnaf_fml 12

I made the mistake of taking a lookt at FML while eating!!

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christopherwilli 14

I'm gonna take wild guess and say you're also single

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catmint 13

The ONLY reason?? Duuuude. Reality check.

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