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Demons

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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Sweltering

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 21:58 - United States - Reno

Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

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By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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Hot hot hot

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML

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Sticky situation

By borderlinebaddie - 04/11/2021 14:00

Today, my grandmother, who I live with, turned the heat off in our house because she went through my private, personal notes on how I wanted to spend my paycheck, and she was mad that I used some of it to help the father of my not-yet-born child, who's struggling financially, make his car payments. FML

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Good Riddance

By JustABarista - 11/03/2017 04:00

Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML

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pkmlove 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:18

wow nice grandma..lol but sry thats hilarious.

Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

tell her in detail what you do to sexy men you like.

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riot_ 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 7:27

HAHAHAHA. I really shouldn't be laughing though. My grandma says the same stuff to me all the time, too. She even makes fun of my face. ):

Andyangels27 0

Monday 10 August 2009 10:29

you shouldve said tell me how it is when you get there in 2 weeks

FML_FYL_88 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:03

Hell has to be a lot more fun than heaven, and better music if you go by what every preacher says

doorbellgirl 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 2:33

I'm jewish and Jews don't beleive in he'll we beleive in a place where people go when they are good and a place you go when your bad but tow all end up in the good place eventally cuz you just stay in the bad place until you have learned your lesson I like to think of it as rehab a rehabilitation center where you go after you die if you have been bad but I am not religous so I might be wrong

danielley96 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:16

wow. she seems nice...

satanic_fml 13

Monday 31 May 2010 20:50

tell her how much you love satan and how satan has helped you become a better person which therefore made sure you have never commited a mass genocide

dirtyrussian97 0

Monday 21 June 2010 5:49

she made me laugh this is too funny

monkeymegmo 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:22

ur gma is phyco!

daughterofabitch 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 4:13

haha r u a Ginger?

clarissa_Gyall 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 22:48

it isn't very funny for Christians buddy!!! I think you owe her an apology!! :p but seriously dude. not cool.

Bobby64 29

Friday 22 July 2011 19:28

Well, I'm a Christian and I thought it was funny. Who said the OP really was a go-to-hell jerk? Maybe the grandma was being mean. Or maybe she's on the senile side of the fence.