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Demons

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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You deserved it 4 184

Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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You deserved it 2 275

By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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You deserved it 3 510

Sweltering

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 21:58 - United States - Reno

Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

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You deserved it 3 562

By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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You deserved it 7 718

By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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You deserved it 26 690

By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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You deserved it 6 604

Hot hot hot

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML

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You deserved it 307

Sticky situation

By borderlinebaddie - 04/11/2021 14:00

Today, my grandmother, who I live with, turned the heat off in our house because she went through my private, personal notes on how I wanted to spend my paycheck, and she was mad that I used some of it to help the father of my not-yet-born child, who's struggling financially, make his car payments. FML

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You deserved it 274

Good Riddance

By JustABarista - 11/03/2017 04:00

Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML

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You deserved it 367

pkmlove 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:18

wow nice grandma..lol but sry thats hilarious.

Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

tell her in detail what you do to sexy men you like.

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RxSkater 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:02

Dude ur GM is a dick

gmnotyet 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:16

#10 "AT LEAST THE NEW TESTAMENT" You mean we should just overlook all that inconvenient Old Testament stuff about your god endorsing slavery and ordering the slaughter of defenseless children and pregnant women? You Chrisitians with your selective choosing of "God's Word" never cease to amaze me.

dirtyrussian97 0

Monday 28 June 2010 5:31

give me a passage that endorses those things and maybe I'll consider your credibilty to speak on this subject

MrJentipede 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:21

OP's grandmother probably knows things about him/her that we don't, enjoy hellfire if you believe in all that.

sirk 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:27

your grandma rocks!

frozen_heart 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:49

hey # 10 what if there is a god but you believe in the wrong one and you believe in the wrong religion, and you end up in some other religion's hell? that could never happen huh? don't worry every other religion says the same thing

frozen_heart 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:51

#91--wow, really? you really believe you're not a good person? you must have some expensive therapy bills.

Failercoptor 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:03

Tell her jesus is santa clause for grown ups.

yikes12345 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:11

#106 YDI = you deserved it OP = original poster

Nanospeed 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:05

OP, some facts: 1) F your grandma's life for having religious delusions 2) Just in case you're not sure, don't worry, there isn't a 'hell' or 'heaven' 3) There is no god 4) morality does not exist. Your actions in this life won't be accounted for in any 'afterlife' 5) get as far away from religious people as possible, they'll turn ever ambition you have into a 'sin' 6) enjoy life! Make sure to gloat in the faces of religious people who spend their lives moping in misery and self-deprecation, while YOU are having the time of your life ;)

Dalarsco 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:27

#10: I stopped reading after "most fossils are faked". If there is any criteria for getting into heaven beyond treating others with dignity and respect then I fully intend to go to hell even if I am eligible for heaven.