Desperate

By yourmainman - 28/01/2013 05:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
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superpoptart 24

You sound like a caring boyfriend... But seriously you could've asked to shower together? Your girlfriend is definitely dumb though. Good luck.

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K92 13

Omg op that's disgusting! You guys didn't have any chocolate?

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Trickiest_K 9

Did you atleast take the Gillette down there with you?

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WearingHats 14

Ah sweet, sweet irony.

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HOTSHOT99999 2

You're the idiot.

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Jordath_Fil 11

Nu-uh! You're an idiot!! XP

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Omfgitsmia 15

That's stupid. Couldn't have been too bad if you did it.

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K92 13

How did OP not end up sick after eating shaving cream?

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ApologyKick 25

Honestly, if it was enough to cover her whole body I would probably get sick from eating that much whipped cream too. Your quite the trooper OP your now one of my relationship role models.

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yresim 12

I hope you're being sarcastic, 56. A more intelligent, mature, caring, and confident person would have found a polite way to explain to her that eating shaving cream is dangerous, and offered to go buy some whipped cream and/or take a shower together. There is nothing romantic about co-dependent stupidity.

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wlddog 14

I am constantly amazed at the progress of stupid people. They seem able to tolerate so much.

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OhhhMaryy 12

Omg that's so sweet, if you would do that just so you guys can be cool then you're an excellent boyfriend. She lucky, just make sure the shaving cream is non toxic.

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K92 13

He's not sweet he's stupid lol. He could've suggested going out and buying some whipped cream. Who eats shaving cream?

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OhhhMaryy 12

lol true, but if my boyfriend did that just so I wouldn't feel stupid, id give it to him all day. they should've bought some though

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charvisioku 22

If my boyfriend did that, I'd seriously question what I was doing to make him feel that he couldn't just be honest with me so we could have a laugh about the whole situation.

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unlifeoftheparty 10

Shaving cream IS toxic, hence the warning label on every bottle...dumb people. ..

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LunaticsWisdom 2

Sounds like she's the male in your relationship

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xxmollyxx 25

Yeah, usually it's the women who lick shaving cream off their boyfriends' naked bodies, right?

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Omg, I can't believe you didn't just use some other food... Shaving cream? That's not spicing up anything for you op! For her, maybe... For you? Not... She was being kinda inconsiderate, especially since SHE put it on to spice it up a little. Did SHE lick any off you???

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Enslaved 36

Should have shaved her instead. That could have been a big turn on too! :P

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empath 20

Im sorry OP, but I'm assuming she's fine with the lack of intimacy, and hopes to keep it that way. Why else would she have you take one for the cream?

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