Desperate

By yourmainman - 28/01/2013 05:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
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superpoptart 24

You sound like a caring boyfriend... But seriously you could've asked to shower together? Your girlfriend is definitely dumb though. Good luck.

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K92 13

Omg op that's disgusting! You guys didn't have any chocolate?

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10showgirl 16

Poor guy... He must have really been desperate to fix things with her. I can't imagine how he could have performed after that...

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donkeytowel 11

you should have shaved it off her instead.

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Sakura13_fml 11

...I'm guessing hopes that you suggested to snowball are in vain?

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VickyLynn17 5

So your girlfriend is stupid... You didn't say anything because...?

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carmel1110 12

You've got a dumb girl. She's probably hot too because of that.

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OhhKristin 11

You could've just showered together to get that stuff off. Next time date a smarter girl.

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CAJustise 9

Sponge bath would've solved both issues and not been POISON!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

I think you 2 deserve each other. Her for thinking that shaving cream would make up for whipped cream, and yourself for licking it instead of saying something

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