Desperate

By yourmainman - 28/01/2013 05:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
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superpoptart 24

You sound like a caring boyfriend... But seriously you could've asked to shower together? Your girlfriend is definitely dumb though. Good luck.

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K92 13

Omg op that's disgusting! You guys didn't have any chocolate?

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ocramavaf 15

she gets 10 for effort tought, or maybe a solid 8 for not buying the whipped cream

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SwisherSweets024 4

I'm mad that bitch really did cover her body in shaving cream and I'm even more mad that you licked it off..ur girl is dumb

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honestyslife 9

You're honestly the most cooperative man there is.... Because I would have been out in 2.2 seconds

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aleia18 3

Time for a new girlfriend

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jonnyscash 12

Should have used the phrase " I mustache you a question"

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MikeyScene420 17

I covered myself in whipped cream one time

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Kalipczo 21

"honey why don't you have an erection?"

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Thatguy334 7

Dude if you're stupid enough to do that, you deserve it

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