Love: Desperate

Desperate

By Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

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You deserved it 2 652

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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You deserved it 2 731

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By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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You deserved it 342

By Rakayla - 29/06/2019 12:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML

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You deserved it 243

By rejected - 28/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

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You deserved it 28 860

The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 3 918

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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You deserved it 4 836

enormouselephant 15

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:26

Why is this guy your friend? Asshole.

Batterypost 23

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:27

I reckon it's time to find yourself a new friend.

Comments

ICastillo 24

Sunday 2 December 2012 16:16

Well the way it's sounding your friend is going to be alone and stroking the mushroom tip for a long time.

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 2 December 2012 17:53

#32_I've heard a lot of euphemisms for male self-pleasure, but you have shown me one can never stop learning new things.....Thanks! I will leave you to your mushrooms.

ICastillo 24

Sunday 2 December 2012 22:07

Well winkydog I'm glad I could help. Join the dark side and you will learn many new things.

deathtothepix 26

Sunday 2 December 2012 16:23

He was probably was so rude because you're 'just friend's (and cause he's a dick) but you have to feel sorry for him cause he's never gonna get laid with that attitude.

darkmis1 17

Sunday 2 December 2012 16:48

He doesn't deserve you as a friend, OP! I bet you're beautiful!

fmladdict82 1

Sunday 2 December 2012 17:09

You need a new friend

lrv96 6

Sunday 2 December 2012 17:22

You should have said, yeah well looks like no one is desperate enough to go with you.

ladylilly25 20

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:18

"Friend"?

johnny_derp 3

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:27

sounds like every "nice guy" that says they're in the "friendzone", because teh evil wimminz never date nice guys like me.

randomtiings44 9

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:42

Was he actually being serious??

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 2 December 2012 20:53

OUCH! Well at least you know where you stand.

rosesong2494 3

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:47

What an absolute fucktard (******* retard)!! If I were you, I would've walked off without saying anything and continued to ignore him for well after the dance. Either that or smacked him upside the head, called him a prick and stormed off. Whichever works for you. Either way, I think it's time to find a new friend.