Detained

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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FriendlyOtaku 10

LOL that is the first time that I have ever heard someone say that in real life and to a cop no less :

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Zoranius 6

I hate when guys do that, you ******* deserve it.

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kirklandt 0

Wow they must not have a sense on humor

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mattorama 15

What were you arrested for? Being dumb isn't a crime.

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rattusrattus 18

I live for the day. I may be socially inept and ditzy but this suggests "cannot function in society" or "ego is so big it drains power from remainder of brain, and possibly functions nonessential to continued existence".

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YunoGasai_fml 7

I think it's awesome that you keep your sense of humor even in situations like that. ^^

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getneked 0

Hah! I am going to try this when the next time I get pulled over...

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Courtney_Sanders 6

Yeah and then maybe you will end up in jail, just like he did. Dumbass.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Maybe you picked the wrong cop to **** with. I would've laughed. Then again, that was a very serious question to answer with in a joking manner.

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hateevryone 14

*facepalm* why would you say that?

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truthurt47 0

Wait! The facepalm is you smacking him. Lol that's classic

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ctlnaaia71 8

Hahahaha good one!

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LedZeppelin1109 0

That's the equivalent of yelling bomb in an airport, it's just something you don't mention when in a situation like that.

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