Cars, Accident, ACAB and Transportation: Didn't see ya there

Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You deserved it 102 525

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 768

By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 6 479

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 857

You deserved it 233

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 746

You deserved it 56 001

Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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You deserved it 66 032

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 308

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 718

You deserved it 3 105

By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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You deserved it 49 559

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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You deserved it 2 741

Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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You deserved it 7 538

Unre4l 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Karma's a bitch...

Sone_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Haha you totally deserved that. I agree with #1

Comments

amirn86 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:30

#1 stole the words from my mouth

butterybiscuit 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 6:12

I think that was on all of our minds at the time... ; :)

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:34

I hate the theory of karma, but this is a classic example of why people believe in it.

circayouandme 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:35

Instant karma! (=

hustleranonymous 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:51

seriously?? usually i'm more of the sympathetic one who doesn't think people deserved shit, but you definitely deserved this one. you fail.

LifeSux19 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:54

Karma...be careful at what you laugh at.

kevi_N_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:58

#10, friends don't kill people, people who can't drive kill people.

TheAntiComment 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:22

so you didnt see the police car with its lights most likely flashing before you decided to look at the accident?

naatalieeee 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:31

why the hell did you laugh?? you definitely deserved it.

Tri_fml 5

Monday 23 March 2009 14:38

Hahaha, pwned. I woulda laughed too, but a word of advice - try looking at the road ahead ;)

YerPal 0

Monday 23 March 2009 15:22

It's all the old lady's fault. First, she drove into a wall, then she distracted you and caused another accident. Damn her! Just kidding. You deserved that.