Cars, Accident, ACAB and Transportation: Didn't see ya there

Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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You deserved it 56 001

Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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You deserved it 66 032

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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You deserved it 3 105

By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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You deserved it 49 559

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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Unre4l 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Karma's a bitch...

Sone_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Haha you totally deserved that. I agree with #1

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regret768 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:51

I'm not having problems with the people who are calling me a bad driver or saying it was stupid. Yes, it was stupid, yes, it was my fault, yes , I am paying for it. But saying I hope you get raped in prison or a ******** is ridiculous. Anything like that has already been reported. This whole arguing thing on the internet and acting like your hot shit is pretty lame too. Keep it up, gives me something to laugh at

thekreeperkeeper 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 22:16

"I'm not having problems with the people who are calling me a bad driver or saying it was stupid. Yes, it was stupid, yes, it was my fault, yes , I am paying for it." -you the problem you need to be having is that it's yet to hit you that you could have killed someone, and are showing no remorse for it at all.... just admitting it and paying the price. Idk guess you caught me at a bad time because not even a month ago a long-time riding buddy of mine got ran over on "accident" by someone who was whistling at a jogging chick on the sidwalk. I got to watch the whole thing from behind the car that hit him. Look man, I'm not trying to be a dick, or flame your thread... I just wanna raise awareness so my friend didn't die for nothing. I want you to have that awareness, I want you to realize you could have done the same thing. You didn't have to see it man.... it's sooooooo ****** up to look at (I'm no girl, either dude okay... it takes a lot to make me sick) I ruined my Shoei throwing up in it... just trying and imagine DOING it to someone. I don't want people to have to live with that, and certainly I don't want there to be another victim, either

Vehicle 1

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:34

Not so funny now, is it?

mrcarmine 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:04

look, i call people out for starting shit on the Internet too, but what makes you think that you can post dumb shit that YOU did and tell people they can't call you out on it? you're almost as big a dick for being such a prima donna as you are for hitting a cop car. if you can't handle name-calling, don't bring it upon yourself; i.e., don't post your own stupid actions online.