Cars, Accident, ACAB and Transportation: Didn't see ya there - FML

Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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You deserved it 3 105

By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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Unre4l 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Karma's a bitch...

Sone_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Haha you totally deserved that. I agree with #1

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KeiIshiyama 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 0:07

Smooth~, dumbass. You totally had it comin'.

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:44

You are in trouble

aaron21a 0

Friday 2 December 2011 5:14

BURN! Lol

iheartzombies15 4

Wednesday 22 August 2012 17:29

A couple of friends and I....

NakedPixels 15

Friday 19 October 2012 12:07

Karmic & well deserved. You and your friends are douchebags.

teentee401 36

Wednesday 15 May 2013 3:45

Insta-karma (n.): The phenomena that allows assholes to get what's coming to them immediately after commiting their acts of assholery.

damn_all 22

Tuesday 6 August 2013 23:17

Wish I could hit YDI more than once.

EmilyJane718 12

Friday 13 December 2013 9:55

Karma at its finest.

EverythingNerdy 13

Wednesday 15 January 2014 22:10

I hate people like you.

amarahsohi 7

Sunday 31 August 2014 17:53

Karmas a bitch! Ydi

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