Dig it

By anidiotskeeper - 12/07/2012 06:03 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML
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KBeatz 5

Join her, the value of gold only keeps rising!

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Mideoyeo 12

Imagine if she actually finds gold!! Plus, even if she doesn't find gold she may find oil and it IS in her own backyard so its ok.

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peachyFML 17

Though I doubt she'd dig deep enough for oil... ;)

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Just let her do it. If she hits a gas main, maybe she'll learn a lesson.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Girlfriend: (Digs, wipes brow, digs some more) OP: Hun?...hun? Girlfriend: Will...get to go on...shopping spree.

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WitchyWife667 5

But then she will leave all her new stuff on the train and all that work will be for nothing.

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Jordyn345 4

Well played...well played...

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ryankon518 3

Arrrgh! May she'll share with ye her booty...

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perdix 29

That's Plan A. If that doesn't, ... ahem ... pan out, she'll resort to Plan B: Marry you for your money.

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MrFuzzles 5

At least she's got her mind on the money! And if she did strike gold wouldn't you feel stupid? I mean... I live in jersey too so if you do find gold let your ol pal MrFuzzles know!

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brandy1 5

Tell your genius girlfriend that if she digs deep enough, she might find seeds to a money tree. Then she can plant them and be rich. Then when she not around, buy a small tree and plant it. She'll be amazed. Then in a few days, you tape some dollar bills to the leaves and you'll probably get sex for a week straight. When she asks you why there are only $1 bills growing tell her she only found the cheapest seed and to keep digging.

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brackaman 18

But that would make you a terrible person... Well, I'm on my way to try this on my gf.

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brackaman 18

Although I suppose in the end the jokes on me. She's gotten exercise, while I've wasted my time and money on a stupid tree. And in the end she's still got the money.

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