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By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 16:55 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

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By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By roobb - 09/08/2009 23:11 - Canada

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

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bellydancer82 15

Saturday 7 May 2016 7:58

While that is true, guys shouldn't flip out without getting the full story. I mean it's not like you were holding hands and making out with your dad, right? It's silly that they jump to conclusions so quickly.

kstephens2326 15

Saturday 7 May 2016 8:02

Probably need to just drop them. If they are acting like that without listening to any explanation from you or your dad they are not gonna be worth your time. Good luck!

Comments

meghanclean 17

Saturday 7 May 2016 20:10

This happens with my stepdad and I a lot, especially after I had my daughter. We get a lot of dirty looks when we go out. People will assume things, drop these guys if they react like this.

scyth3s 13

Saturday 7 May 2016 20:24

YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO AVOID AMBIGUITY IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS.

SpyroMello 29

Saturday 7 May 2016 20:55

Don't worry OP, you're not alone. My dad is a year younger than my mom and they had my sister when they were 20 and 19. Whenever we go out anywhere, people think my dad is my mom's son and when it's just me and my dad, people think we're newly weds.

chelseeaaw 2

Sunday 8 May 2016 0:02

if this has happened to you twice, maybe theres a reason .....

DBShinigami_fml 6

Sunday 8 May 2016 8:42

I'm the only one thinking that the OP does not really care about this guy anyway ? I mean : "ran into A guy I've been dating". How much guy are you dating right now ?

annie0110 7

Sunday 8 May 2016 11:02

Conclusion: You're dad is cool (the perks of having a baby while your young) ;))

simongren 5

Sunday 8 May 2016 11:24

I hope you have broken up quickly with both of the boys that flipped out on you. Flipping out in public and not even bothering to get the story is a fairly good sign of a controlling, abusive person.