Mental health, Weird and Awkward: Dingdong

Dingdong

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me. Thinking it would be the nice thing to do, I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 15:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML

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Such a gentleman

By Harry123 - 01/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I was trying to be polite by holding the door for an elderly lady in a shop. What I didn’t realise was that the doors were automatic. I ended up standing there awkwardly for a good 5 seconds, holding onto thin air, while she just smiled and walked by. A bloke behind me said, “The doors don’t need your help, mate.” FML

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 04:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

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Monday 6 April 2009 12:16

At least you were trying to be nice. The world could use a few less jackasses.

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:06

30 seconds? Hahahahhaa loser.

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spelling 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:27

"This FML sucks and holds no weight. FYL for wasting my time" Of course it held no weight xD It's a shadow. lmao. And I have done this before. I searched my car one day for a whole min trying to find my cell phone just to find it was in my pocket and I was talking to someone on my bluetooth. Btw, the OP never said whether he/she was a blonde. You people who think blondes in general are stupid are sterotypes and need to stop assuming things that could turn out to be wrong.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:44

SCHITZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gleidu77 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:54

awesome

mrcarmine 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:15

whoa mindfuck #53, no t

fyourlife4 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:32

This is not FML worthy... that was just stupid

k_li 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:37

Someone's lonely .. .

Logica42 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:03

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, god, that's priceless. Something I'd do, too, I think. -continues laughing...hard-