Intimacy: Dirty mind

Dirty mind

By FUCK YOU - 08/08/2014 21:29 - United States

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

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You deserved it 15 208

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Same thing different taste

By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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You deserved it 37 246

By the critic - 18/06/2012 10:22 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML

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You deserved it 6 020

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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You deserved it 9 297

By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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You deserved it 9 488

Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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You deserved it 757

On a loop

By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 117

You deserved it 474

By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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You deserved it 10 783

That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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You deserved it 403

By waitforit - 23/04/2009 11:42 - United States

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

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You deserved it 93 769

ChaCerCam 14

Saturday 9 August 2014 5:47

If you were that angry over a guys ass crack, just watch lesbian ****?

xxbvbsusanxx 21

Saturday 9 August 2014 5:45

I'm sorry OP, maybe you should just take a nap?

Comments

ZorroRooster 19

Saturday 9 August 2014 7:49

Simmer down, dude. Just put on a different bit of ****. It's not like there's a dearth of the stuff.

noynek97 10

Saturday 9 August 2014 8:11

The title explains how stressed he is. lol

novapine 19

Saturday 9 August 2014 8:26

You want me to help you out? ;)

kaybessxo 16

Saturday 9 August 2014 8:43

**** annoys me too op. Either it's so corny and fake or it's just out right nasty. Try a shower and a marathon of something on Netflix. And some comfort food. Reese's help me out :) hoping for better days for you, OP!

asnakelovinbabe 16

Saturday 9 August 2014 9:58

PokeZilla 9

Saturday 9 August 2014 9:01

Not to be mean, but I'm seriously wondering what could've made your day so bad that you resorted to screaming at porno actors/camerawork. Hope you have better days!

tannerbunch 3

Saturday 9 August 2014 9:11

haha fml

tehdarkness 21

Saturday 9 August 2014 9:20

Maybe you should have turned the volume down. And find a more positive, productive way to unwind and settle your mind.

tbro47 23

Saturday 9 August 2014 10:15

I know not this **** of which you speak. My computer history will back me up on this.

deathfyre8 13

Saturday 9 August 2014 16:30

What history?

tbro47 23

Sunday 10 August 2014 1:17

Less suspicious if you have at least some history on your computer bud. If you have nothing at all not even google or Netflix then it's as good as shouting I watched **** recently.