Intimacy: Dirty mind

Dirty mind

By FUCK YOU - 08/08/2014 21:29 - United States

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

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Same thing different taste

By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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By the critic - 18/06/2012 10:22 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML

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You deserved it 6 020

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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You deserved it 757

On a loop

By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

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By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By waitforit - 23/04/2009 11:42 - United States

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

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Saturday 9 August 2014 5:47

If you were that angry over a guys ass crack, just watch lesbian ****?

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Saturday 9 August 2014 5:45

I'm sorry OP, maybe you should just take a nap?

Comments

KuzzBuzz3 15

Saturday 9 August 2014 13:22

**** doesn't seem like the best answer to your problem (;

mosquito19 14

Saturday 9 August 2014 13:31

stress is the least of your problems if you watch **** to unwind.

bobslawnservice 16

Saturday 9 August 2014 14:23

I have two words for you: "Lesbian" and "****".

ostfaiz 18

Saturday 9 August 2014 14:30

i like it!

thorssin 8

Saturday 9 August 2014 16:50

sounds like you were almost in a sticky situation.....

fergnasty 14

Saturday 9 August 2014 16:51

Find The Lord almighty and he shall deliver you relieve and worthiness in exchange for your love. Or say **** that and buy a six pack and a bag!

lazyslumber 18

Saturday 9 August 2014 17:25

Try homemade videos they don't have fake expressions

kaytasha 18

Saturday 9 August 2014 18:51

Next time try taking a nap, heard its a good dis-stresser!

captainsmegma 12

Saturday 9 August 2014 19:25

Last I checked there is more than one **** video out there. Unless you are really into plot lines and character development I suggest you find another video.