Intimacy: Dirty mind

Dirty mind

By wow - 14/03/2013 15:43 - United States - Gilbert

Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

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You deserved it 7 205

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Same thing different taste

By Alycat - 08/07/2017 14:29

Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML

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You deserved it 864

By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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You deserved it 7 035

Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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You deserved it 335

By honey, no boo-boo - 12/11/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 211

You deserved it 5 579

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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You deserved it 6 678

By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 571

You deserved it 7 876

By inlovewithstupid - 04/09/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML

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You deserved it 17 304

Unreasonable

By ImConfused - 29/05/2023 00:02

Today, my husband demanded I delete all my male friends/contacts except family members. All this because I texted one of my male friends, “Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.” According to him, “One thing leads to another then next thing you know you both are in bed fucking like rabbits.” FML

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You deserved it 289

So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 7 104

Not sure that's how it works

By Julisna - 16/09/2021 20:00

Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 734

You deserved it 328

malkavian_mad 13

Thursday 14 March 2013 18:58

I would dump him.

jgriff79 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:00

He seen it on the Internet. It MUST be true!

Comments

lowshadows 21

Friday 15 March 2013 6:44

Honestly, what are the odds of that happening?

Attaru 8

Friday 15 March 2013 10:28

Hey now, lets not drag the **** into this.

scr_sensei 14

Friday 15 March 2013 14:24

Just promise to film it if that does happen. He'll definitely let you go.

cpt0bvious 2

Friday 15 March 2013 15:56

Punch him in the FACE! Then dump his jealous raging ass.

DjMonroe95 11

Friday 15 March 2013 16:08

First step, Admitting Denial.

BicPlease 3

Friday 15 March 2013 17:13

It's not PornHub's fault your boyfriend is an idiot.

ReverendWhiley 1

Friday 15 March 2013 17:46

You'd think Pornhub would make him more accepting to a fantastical situation like that. Maybe there is a Christian PornHub or something he goes to, where he gets the idea that a lesbian orgy is a threat to him.

suewtsn 3

Friday 15 March 2013 19:20

Fantastic for you! Trust me....it's fantastic.

cza55 2

Saturday 16 March 2013 7:08

He should be encouraging you to go if that's what he thinks is gonna happen, not stopping you...

scott82 5

Saturday 16 March 2013 10:20

Sounds like a secure saine guy, what a keeper, you lucky girl . . . . . . Not !!!! Either you have mental problems, or you very over weight and don't have much choice of male companions