Intimacy: Dirty mind

Dirty mind

By wow - 14/03/2013 15:43 - United States - Gilbert

Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Alycat - 08/07/2017 14:29

Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML

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By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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By honey, no boo-boo - 12/11/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

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By inlovewithstupid - 04/09/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML

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Unreasonable

By ImConfused - 29/05/2023 00:02

Today, my husband demanded I delete all my male friends/contacts except family members. All this because I texted one of my male friends, “Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.” According to him, “One thing leads to another then next thing you know you both are in bed fucking like rabbits.” FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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Not sure that's how it works

By Julisna - 16/09/2021 20:00

Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML

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You deserved it 328

malkavian_mad 13

Thursday 14 March 2013 18:58

I would dump him.

jgriff79 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:00

He seen it on the Internet. It MUST be true!

Comments

xxtruelyblondexx 9

Thursday 14 March 2013 23:33

YOU should dump HIM. There is obviously a trust issue here.... so maybe you should reconsider.

MDNative 6

Thursday 14 March 2013 23:55

if i was afraid of it turning into that, i would try to go with you not tell you not to go

supercrazyelmo 8

Friday 15 March 2013 0:01

Dump him if he doesn't trust you

missnuthin 10

Friday 15 March 2013 0:03

sounds like for your birthday, you need a new boyfriend :/

bl7185 1

Friday 15 March 2013 0:06

you should turn it into a lesbian orgy and post it on pornhub... then post the link here... just sayin.

thejimler 9

Friday 15 March 2013 0:09

I like some lesbian **** myself, but even I know that girl sleepovers are just eating large amounts of takeaway in their pyjamas and watching Adam Sandler movies.

Elendil_fml 10

Friday 15 March 2013 0:14

Wait... He's SUPPOSED to want that to happen. You need a boyfriend that conforms to section 8, paragraph G of the guy code. ("Thou shall always encourageth lesbian orgies!") fyl

thejimler 9

Friday 15 March 2013 0:24

Guys don't want a lesbian, then she'd leave them for her new lover. They want a bisexual girlfriend/wife who brings lady-friends back for threesomes.

CasualCalvin 13

Friday 15 March 2013 0:30

Insecurity in a relationship is pretty dumb..

skyeyez9 24

Friday 15 March 2013 0:38

Enjoy your sleepover! I am now grown, have a family of my own and would love to have sleepovers again. But myself and my friends have parenthood, careers, household duties that get in the way of slumber parties now. :/