Dirty talk

By unlucky_number13 - 14/07/2009 09:41 - United States

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Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
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henri_fml 0

did you tell him you were saving it to make a blanket for winter?

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vein 0

Ew, thats really gross. Take a bath. :(

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giganticbrain 0

HA! HAHA! God, this makes me happy. Stupid *****.

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nightDREAMERms 6

o.o i seriously believed “belly button lint” was just a myth until today when i read this fml.

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justanotherhuman 21

geez. If he can't stand a little lint, I'm guessing hairs would push him over the edge. F*ck this guy. FYL; find someone who isn't shooting for a cosmo-cover-model idea of a woman.

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lacosteee 0

yeahhh im thinking u need to shave off a few pound cuz even if u have an innie there souldnt be enough room for lint to accumulate :S

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oogyboogy 6

So if girls wear tight pants do they get pussy lint

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CyclonePsycho 1

Good thing he didn't find the toliet tissue bits lurking around down south.

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whitey_fml 0

do you know what 'fooling around' means, exactly?

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xxlillyxx 0

first of all- i live in america....its not as bad as they say its acctually a very well mannered country once you get to know all the mature people.... second of all- as many have said you can be clean and get belly button lint from a clean shirt... most new dryers do not collect lint well... so if you have a little on your shirt it gets on you especially if you are damp ro a shower.... i sometimes get it if i wear a certian shirt or a sweatshirt third of all- i take shower EVERY DAY and usually spend a half hour to make sure i am clean.... so if im clean when i take a shower and i take one every day then your thinking "huh maby shes right" if not then you are all prob a bunch of creepy germafobic geeks that have probubly never left their houses... OR you all are a bunch of bastards who think thay ae too high and mighty to get any dirt on or neer them.... news flash we ALL get a little dirty sometimes.... im not saying "oh lets all go roll in a mud pddle and act like animals" im saying that it prob was just a little fuzz from her shirt that happened to land in her belly button!!! lastly- for all of you who are saying OMG he was issing her belly....YES he prob was... its not uncommon AT ALL..... its very common for kissing there as well as having an alcaholic beverage to be poured there too.... dont ask.... so as her "crush" and/or *** buddie was kissing her he prob looked before he liked told her about it and it was no big deal.... the OP only posted it as an fml because to girls looks are a huge part of things... if she was gross and never showered do you really think she would be mortifyed by a little bit of clothing lint??? i think not so from the sound of things think the OP is a clean well kept girl who showers everyday only to have a little bit of lint come off her nice clean fresh from the dryer shirt land in her belly button and embarras her. so really think before you call someone a discusting bitch.... maby even look in the mirror first!! 2 @11 x0x0x0x0x0

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Hurleygal 0

exactly where did the america thing come from but anyway at least his tongue is warm?

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