Dirty talk
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hah! oh man i don't get all these people thinking this is disgusting. It's a bit of fabric in your bellybutton for ***** sakes. If this guy is so afraid of a little bit of lint, imagine how terrified he'll be if he god forbid gets some pussy juice on his chin. I bet he'd straight up cry if he felt a bit of spit on his balls. He just saved you from boring ass vanilla thrust and pump sex, so don't sweat it, find someone a little more into it. And all you losers expressing your disgust with some ******* lint, either go lose your virginity, or grow up and live a little.
Um ur crush is doing it wrong... And abviously ur crush is more than that..
I don't think it's that she's dirty and doesn't shower. I mean, I don't scrub the inside of my belly button when I shower, but I have no lint. It's probably collected from her clothes. That really sucks for you, OP.
Omg gross the first time I see bellybutton lint, I wash it out immediately! I mean seriously have ever smelled it? FML to your crush for having tasted it!!
Its called A SHOWER check to see if there is one in the BATHROOM. YDI because, you didnt clean yourself before something like that. when you're crushing on someone you have to remember you are trying to impress them, so hygiene is very important because no one likes dirty people.
must have left a kak feeling in his mouth - LOL
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did you tell him you were saving it to make a blanket for winter?
Ew, thats really gross. Take a bath. :(