Distance makes the heart…

By unknown - 27/02/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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seximexi911 10

Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(

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ProhibitionRose 14

Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.

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babyshaft408 8

Every one has a Japanese girlfriend.

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MzViKki 4

Its like you can tell she is speaking of a Marine! Hahaha.

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smoke_eater05 0

Not necessarily a Marine, dumbass

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TSN619 7

I hope your dumbass knows there are sailors soldiers and airmen out here. Don't make idiotic assumptions.

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AzWolf 5

File while he's gone. When he gets home tell him to find another place to live. Start enjoying life now. It only comes around once!

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girliegirl195 2

**** him. My boyfriend is getting deployed to japan soon and If I find out he cheats on me I'm gone. **** cheaters.

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Llama_Face89 33

In his defense...Japanese chicks are hot as hell...

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tatersr9 1

Only if you like sidewise pussy

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sharod101 5

Ouch. Sorry. I'm a very pro military person, and I have friends who are Marines and one's leaving for Japan pretty soon, but I get aggravated hearing stuff like that. Hey, go report it, if you have evidence of it, there are consequences. My coaches ex husband did the same while he was in Cali, she reported it and got divorced n all.

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