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By Anonymous - 28/06/2017 01:44

Today, my wife's parents came over, insisting they saw me at the bar at 1:30 p.m., talked to me, and that I left with another woman. I was at work all day. I have no idea what they are talking about, I've never done this. My wife doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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Mysterious

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my wife lied to me three times, saying she was at work but in reality she was home the whole day. Every time I ask her about it, she says she's not in the mood to talk. And says a lot of "I don't knows…" Almost like she has something to hide. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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Detective work

By broken vows - 15/03/2014 21:48 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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Workplace hell

By insensitive prick - 19/08/2013 19:04 - United States - Tinley Park

Today, I was at a "Bring your family to work" event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, "No wife today?" Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML

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Tricksters

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML

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Never try this at home

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Grass Valley

Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 28 June 2017 2:15

I smell marriage sabotagers

rivenrock 14

Wednesday 28 June 2017 2:14

Do they not have phones? Where is the photo anyone would have taken to prove such a claim? Why not confront you there and then? This reeks of bullshit. Hopefully someone can confirm your presence at work. Did you send any work emails at that time? It would be hard for your wife to imagine her parents would lie to her, but hopefully if you can show you didn't do anything wrong this time, you'll be the one she believes next time.

Comments

1DisGR8 32

Wednesday 28 June 2017 18:01

All I can think about is how Pretty Little Liars revealed an evil twin last night

thatslifeiguess7 16

Thursday 29 June 2017 5:12

Don't they do that on every episode? It's been lookalikes since Alison "died" in episode one

Alan 55

Thursday 29 June 2017 8:40

The FML was submitted on Friday 23 June 2017 14:07.

asherces 0

Wednesday 28 June 2017 19:57

pull up the bank statements and credit card statements as most things are done with card now days.

afallingstar 22

Thursday 29 June 2017 0:25

Wow. Your in laws really hate you don't they? I had a similar situation only it was my ex husband's cousin that claimed to have seen me at a club with some guy...I don't go clubbing.

lucasjames22 8

Thursday 29 June 2017 2:32

that's an awful thing to do to you.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Thursday 29 June 2017 5:11

How long have you been married? Have they been out for you since day one? I don't think my hexenbeast mother in law would pull this one.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 29 June 2017 16:18

Looks like you have some terrible in-laws. It's pretty easy to prove if you were at work all day. That your wife doesn't believe you is particularly sad.

squiros 2

Thursday 29 June 2017 20:35

this happens sometimes to me, hopefully it's not weird for your job. i worked as an investment manager and some clients liked to meet at restaurants/bars. also, the wife is the liaison and lead consult at her company. she meets clients all the time in random parts of the city. 1.30 pm is a common ending time for lunch meetings for both of us. the time itself should be convincing evidence. in fact, we'll sometimes text the other person and tell them not to call except during an emergency for important clients. hopefully, this is the case and the fml is just making a standard situation sound bad.