Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
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Astroman129 7

Isn't that technically sexual harassment? Regardless, tell him you're not his sex toy. Hope things get better

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Because you know, birth control also protects against STDs.

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Kiki242 19

From time to time girls are going to date jerks. Just as the same with guys. Ppl change throughout a relationship also.

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Blueglasscup 18

Finally an OP who actually breaks up with her douchebag boyfriend!

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3yellowzebras 19

I was hoping someone mentioned this part. :) Too right, the girl has some sense!

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_Andreita_ 5

As if it's not sexist or degrading for you to take birth control just so he can get it whenever he feels like it. Let him be some other girls problem.

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every1luvsboners 11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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mojo87 14

Maybe you can then enjoy sex without a condom, with your new found "twin" :P

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bizarre_ftw 21

Hmmm I see why you felt the need to comment (without you in the comments on this one it just wouldn't feel right) but I honestly wish you'd gone for a more left handed thing like you have on other FMLs :/ Funny all the same, and a creepy glance into your personal life ^_^

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ohmandapants 16

LOL didn't this FML just say "my boyfriend" before? Good job OP! No herpes for you!

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stangbabyxo4 7

Time to move on my friend..!

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Meowingtons500 18

Hey, the one with the vag-i-na makes the rules. No glove, noo love. ;)

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NecroParade 3

This post made me a little bit more sexist. Fortunately, not all women are like you. At least, I hope not.

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NullPointer 20

#34 you're worse than the ex-boyfriend.

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Iknoweverything 29

Seeing that the woman is the one who has to carry the baby and push a human being through her ****** if an accident happens, I think your ex had a lot of nerve declaring that condoms were sexist and degrading. Last I checked, unplanned pregnancies usually caused people to make sexist and degrading comments about women. Good for you breaking up with him!

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