Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
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Astroman129 7

Isn't that technically sexual harassment? Regardless, tell him you're not his sex toy. Hope things get better

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Because you know, birth control also protects against STDs.

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thephoenixlament 10

I think this is the first time since I've been reading this site that I've actually seen a girl tell us that she dumped the asshole the FML is referring to. Good for you! :)

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CbDemyx 1

I wonder how many of these people that are saying 'call the cops' and flying off the handle about the ex realize that he is her ex /because/ he asked for all of that.

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perdix 29

I know lots of girls who don't want to **** me. They are called "friends." (Maybe they do want to **** me, but I'm too dense to pick up their signals.) If you're reluctant to have sex in the dating phase, it's only going to go downhill from there when you get married.

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glittercookies 12

Not exactly. The guys could just be bad at sex. I've dated a guy who was decent but It felt like a chore to me. So I hated having sex with him. Then I dated a guy who was amazing. Just depends on the person.

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perdix 29

Why would you date someone you hated having sex with? Put him in the Friend Zone. It is possible to accomplish the downgrade. Tricky, but possible.

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contedefees 11

147: The OP didn't say she didn't want to **** him, only that he demanded they have sex whenever he wanted. So if, for example, he wants to have sex at night but she doesn't want to cuz she's tired, she would still have to have sex. Then the next morning, she may want to **** him, but hey, it's not when HE wants to have sex, so no sex for her.

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chels1994 11

I enjoy the fact that this says "my now EX boyfriend"

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chels1994 11

I enjoy the fact you think you're funny

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brandoneyez1 25

Forget this guy all together. Tell him well your my ex so whenever I feel like it I'm going to say no... We're done... Don't contact him anymore NEXT

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katems 5

Sounds Like he is defiantly a keeper ... Not!!

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SucksToBeYouBruh 0

WTF. Leave him alone. You're stupid for talking to him... YOU DESERVE IT. lmao

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robc32ca 4

You are so better off without him! Congrats on dumping the turd. You deserve much more!

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asktherunes 4

And it would appear that u went along with this asshole. Get out now. You'll end up with a STD. Your feelings are none of his concern & that's not going to change

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