Intimacy: Dodged a bullet

Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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By aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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Red flag

By safety first - 08/10/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML

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By d - 26/03/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

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By honey, no boo-boo - 12/11/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

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Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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Astroman129 7

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:55

Isn't that technically sexual harassment? Regardless, tell him you're not his sex toy. Hope things get better

krysxkatastrophe 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:00

Because you know, birth control also protects against STDs.

Comments

afulks78 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:52

What a dick !!!

DJ_Kibblez 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:52

Wow. What a dick.

wriptidez 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:58

well get married and u wint have to worry about stds so much

mojo87 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 8:34

Yes, because married people never cheat...

murdersquirrel 15

Saturday 19 November 2011 21:35

And only people without STDs get married.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 13 June 2018 23:12

Man, if you could prevent STDs just from getting married, then why don't more people get married?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 13 June 2018 23:13

Man, if you could prevent STDs just from getting married, then why don't more people get married?

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 7:00

I am very glad to read the " now ex" part. You are a very smart person. And obviously strong to not put up with that jerk. Kudos =)

Dcm210 19

Saturday 19 November 2011 7:03

no wonder he's your ex.hire a hitman or just kill him

NullPointer 20

Saturday 19 November 2011 7:05

how about you go **** yourself with a knife

leadman1989 15

Saturday 19 November 2011 7:20

Plenty of fish in the sea.

dhardesty23 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 7:20

...the ****'s his deal?

beckyxD 13

Saturday 19 November 2011 7:27

I love how guys THINK they know what birth control pills do. They just ASSUME it's just a pill that prevents babies. Hahahahahahha. No. It gives cramps like no other and horrible migranes

jumble 12

Saturday 19 November 2011 7:41

You obviously need to switch BC then. Mine doesn't give me any migraines or cramps.

3yellowzebras 19

Saturday 19 November 2011 8:35

If you are prone to migraines then you should not be on any pill, they can cause all sorts of problems with migraines and that's hell to live with, I'm not allowed any type of birth control pill or implant. It's the first thing docs ask females who suffer with them. :-(

hellonyancat 6

Saturday 19 November 2011 9:16

I was put on birth control when I was younger to help manage cramps. You might want to talk to a doctor about switching yours.

jenn2312 5

Saturday 19 November 2011 10:30

I stopped taking the pill. I tried a few different kinds and they all made me skip my period for months at a time and when I would finally have it, it would last for weeks. everyone's body is different. not everyone has the option to take the pill just the same as any other medicine.