Miscellaneous: Dogbowl

Dogbowl

By NoOrdinaryNZer - 27/07/2015 09:25 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By princeronron - 08/09/2015 02:02 - Switzerland - Prilly

Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML

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Self-defeating move

By Steve - 12/05/2021 11:01

Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By conbon123 - 29/04/2013 07:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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Yazoo77 16

Monday 27 July 2015 18:01

Why does the dog have a bowl similar to the normal ones?

Calingaladha 21

Monday 27 July 2015 18:02

Just because cookie crisp has a wolf on the front doesn't mean you're supposed to eat it out of a dog bowl...

Comments

pete9913 23

Monday 27 July 2015 18:08

why were you the only one that didn't know?

ChopSuey444 20

Monday 27 July 2015 21:05

THAT was my question! How do you not pay enough attention to know how your family feeds your dog?

JBChristian 47

Monday 27 July 2015 22:17

I'm wondering if the family just recently got the dog.

Skoff_fml 27

Monday 27 July 2015 18:12

I take it you have never fed the dog then. But... why would anyone place a used dog bowl in a cupboard with the clean dishes? Does not compute.

drworm94 12

Monday 27 July 2015 18:13

YDI it's your house you should know these things

kingnoor123 6

Monday 27 July 2015 18:20

Well at least you ate

rockwrench 18

Monday 27 July 2015 18:26

Sure the dog lick the bowl clean. See, nothing to worry about.

Dexter83_fml 17

Monday 27 July 2015 18:27

The dogs bowl just gets put back with out being washed...... Lazy

Exsequor 14

Monday 27 July 2015 18:37

How do you live there and not know which dish is the dog's?

BadKitty13 28

Monday 27 July 2015 18:38

Oh that's just gross

Ieri 31

Monday 27 July 2015 18:41

So you never saw what bowl the dog eats out off? Even if you don't feed him you should have noticed. Still who puts a dirty bowl the dog ate from in the family's cupboard without cleaning it first? All that bacteria ⊙_⊙