Valentine's Day and Love: Don't be this guy!

Don't be this guy!

By clueless - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say, "Nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. It took me three months to figure that out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 905

You deserved it 59 652

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By -insert clever nickname here- - 29/04/2012 23:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 10:50

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

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Not today, Satan, not today!

By Anonymous - 15/12/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after trying really hard to impress a girl and thinking everything was going the right way, hugs, kisses and chatting every night, and trying to spend as much time together, I get told, "I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want." Meaning me. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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You deserved it 2 236

A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 04/06/2023 04:00 - United States - Miami Beach

Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML

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You deserved it 171

By NoValentine - 14/02/2009 22:49 - United States

Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML

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You deserved it 3 124

By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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You deserved it 2 643

Honesty is the best policy

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 02:00

Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 424

You deserved it 1 259

Akerra89 14

Monday 19 May 2014 23:06

That sucks! Well I'd ask her out to dinner all the same

f0xr0t 8

Monday 19 May 2014 23:07

its a bit obvious that she wanted to go out with you, try to make it better maby buy her a bouquet of flowers?

Comments

RockNRollAndrew 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 6:27

Scientists know more about the surface of mars than men can ever understand about women

Jamsy0707 10

Wednesday 21 May 2014 6:39

In your defense, she should have just asked you out instead of just hinting at it.

KoalaBek 23

Wednesday 21 May 2014 10:23

Hah oh please that was more of a brick than a hint! Boys need to pay closer attention. Girls don't understand that you don't spend 2 weeks neurotically over-analysing a single conversation like we do!

pike1346 3

Wednesday 21 May 2014 17:40

You must learn to read minds to understand women. Lesson learned bro

derpydude 1

Wednesday 21 May 2014 19:33

Yo that stinks man! Better luck next year!

metalhead88 9

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:15

Your a special kind of retard aren't you

Orchard 33

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:22

@metalhead88, if you want to call someone a "special kind of retard", make sure to use correct grammar. You should have used you're*, as in "you are a special kind of retard". The correct structure of the entire sentence should be as follows: You're a special kind of retard, aren't you? Also, you're not too bright yourself. :)