Awkward, Airplanes and Transportation: Don't call me Shirley

Don't call me Shirley

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 13:09 - Sweden - Solna

Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML

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You deserved it 28 760

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Same thing different taste

By cmac1229 - 23/06/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

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You deserved it 51 409

Long flight, enduring smell

By Anonymous - 25/12/2022 12:00

Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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You deserved it 65 607

Get a load of this

By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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You deserved it 186

By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 141

By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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You deserved it 35 787

By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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InsanePPG 25

Thursday 10 May 2012 19:05

"He kept us waiting for a bubble?"

darkforce146 5

Thursday 10 May 2012 18:54

That's why you should knock to make sure no one is inside.

Comments

Eiregal2 10

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:48

I am confused as to how this could happen.lets ignore the obvious checking the sign bit for now and focus on another issue. Did you notice any other person entering the toilet before you? Were you not curious as to why no one came out during your wait time? I'm sorry but you 100% deserve it lol. Btw,those toilets scare the crap out of me! The noise they make,hate it!

mrlopez 13

Friday 11 May 2012 16:53

Well, it sucks. Both ways, if you know what I mean.

jayisacooter 1

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:59

You are most definitely a RETARD!!!!!

Fortius 6

Friday 11 May 2012 0:58

This is just so funny! :)))

uumlaut_strohson 3

Friday 11 May 2012 1:12

dumbass

MzEvryday90 0

Friday 11 May 2012 1:21

You'd think there'd be one of this 'Occupied' & 'Not Occupied' locks like on port-a-potties. It would make things easier. Knocking works too.

tnttse 6

Friday 11 May 2012 1:39

Been there done that. Eventually you grow enough balls to barge in on every door

Mauskau 35

Friday 11 May 2012 2:17

That's why I go in the airport, don't drink much before or during and then if I need to, go in the airport again :p I wanna fly planes for a living but I am never going near the toilets, just like coach and train toilets. Oh and toilets on boats and portaloos and... Pretty much toilets that aren't on sturdy ground and won't take away the waste. Sheesh I'm so picky about toilets..