Don't come around here no more

By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 064
You deserved it 4 314
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metalmusic 0

Hate to bring this up, but... is your name Bella?

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Marino01 0

I'm curious to. how does "banned from the house" work?

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KurouTenshi 0

lucky you that yours is pragtical, I got banned from mine because we're an "abomination of god" :/

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geordieboysgirl 0

Probably a smoker. When you get homeowner's insurance one of the questions they ask is if anyone who lives in the house smokes. It would be a good excuse if the parents didn't want her around since she likely doesn't actually live there and it really wouldn't be an insurance liability.

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gingersnapper 0

Well, did you ban him from your ******/rectum/fatty folds?

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Translation: "My boyfriend and/or his family noticed that I tend to do a lot of stupid shit that can result in significant property damage or loss of life, and so my pinhead ass isn't allowed there any more."

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skyeyez9 24

Perhaps OP hurt herself and just for an example: she fell off bf's trampoline and broke her arm. OP may have the type of parents that would sue the bf's parents for the injury. So the banned her to prevent further issues.

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milobloom 0

Since you haven't elaborated as to why you're an insurance liability.. I'm going to take an educated guess and say you probably deserved it. :)

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gotit4cheap 0

they must have caught you on your knees

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