Love, Relatable and Awkward: Don't even try

Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 722

You deserved it 4 795

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 348

You deserved it 2 731

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 695

You deserved it 43 472

By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 516

You deserved it 4 377

By Travolta - 14/08/2011 04:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 684

You deserved it 5 197

By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 014

You deserved it 5 916

By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 928

You deserved it 28 359

Shut up

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 20:00

Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 771

You deserved it 344

By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 453

You deserved it 3 643

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 033

You deserved it 3 582

By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 539

You deserved it 3 650

raisinbam 13

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:30

You shoulda just kept walking past her. She woulda felt stupid after that.

streetracer1491 5

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:27

Forget it and move on, it's a club who cares.

Comments

kevsandy303 12

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:35

Your friends sound like asscrickets. That truly is unfortunate, but you probably dodged a bullet there if she was that shallow. Edit: I didn't see #2. Oh well!

seandoc 13

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:46

Asscrickets?

kevsandy303 12

Saturday 22 December 2012 19:06

It's a reference to another FML

seandoc 13

Saturday 22 December 2012 19:11

Gotcha.

crazy4uboi 6

Saturday 22 December 2012 20:29

Asscrickets that's a good one haha

TipOfTheHat 10

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:39

The first of many rejections you will never remember! Forget it and move on!

kurodansei 16

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:39

Turn the situation around not yourself!!! but then again maybe it was just nod your day

BellaBelle_fml 23

Saturday 22 December 2012 21:02

Valiant effort! I thumbed you up just for trying.

msilikegrapes 8

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:48

You deserve it. You wouldn't have to remember this shame if you got drunk first like everyone else in there.

russian153 4

Sunday 23 December 2012 3:55

no. just no.

Satosway 5

Sunday 23 December 2012 19:14

I`m 18, I can`t drink...

DocBastard 38

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:49

That wasn't a vehement look, she was looking deep into your eyes. And she wasn't shaking her head, she was starting to dance with you, fool! Now you missed your chance.