Relatable, Awkward and Love: Don't knock it til you try it

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Don't knock it til you try it

By confusedmofo - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Indonesia

Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML

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xelle_garfieldx 12

Monday 29 July 2013 15:58

are you open to experimenting?

Serisent 26

Monday 29 July 2013 16:00

Apparently not as straight as you thought...

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PokemonLove993 17

Monday 29 July 2013 17:17

bromance?

Kateyez_26 13

Monday 29 July 2013 17:21

You're both straight all right....straight as a circle

jlmontgomery 11

Monday 29 July 2013 17:24

You sure about the straight part ??

lifeofpie25 16

Monday 29 July 2013 17:26

the closet has opened :)

SaintJimmyxx 8

Monday 29 July 2013 17:33

maybe you're not as straight as you thought.

musewillrockon 8

Monday 29 July 2013 17:40

Bromance.

damondou23 8

Monday 29 July 2013 18:02

You are gay in ur subconscious

hawkknight 24

Monday 29 July 2013 18:04

Maybe not as straight as you thought...

PurpleDrankkx 7

Monday 29 July 2013 18:08

Not for long!

TheHezzer 17

Monday 29 July 2013 18:09

*you're both 'straight men'

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