Relatable, Awkward and Love: Don't knock it til you try it - FML

Don't knock it til you try it

By confusedmofo - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Indonesia

Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML

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xelle_garfieldx 12

Monday 29 July 2013 15:58

are you open to experimenting?

Serisent 26

Monday 29 July 2013 16:00

Apparently not as straight as you thought...

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Eric125125 13

Monday 29 July 2013 16:30

Go gay

emilie_gambii 9

Monday 29 July 2013 16:34

Plot twist!

Steffi 26

Monday 29 July 2013 16:45

So you're not ideal for each-other then. :)

AGuyNamedI 7

Monday 29 July 2013 16:45

You either just had a potentially life changing experience, or you just found your new best friend. What the problem is?

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 29 July 2013 16:45

Why not give it a go? :)

wowthatissad 9

Monday 29 July 2013 16:46

Maybe you guys could be best friends. This is the start of a bromance

sweetbliss3 37

Monday 29 July 2013 16:59

there's nothing wrong with that. I know a lot of people who are like this. doesn't mean they're gay, just really intuitive of one another, and still have great hetero relationships.

dacho 7

Monday 29 July 2013 17:00

Go for it

Radoh 3

Monday 29 July 2013 17:08

It's just a little bit of guy love, there's nothing gay about it. Just guy love between two guys.

richiedbond 16

Monday 29 July 2013 17:11

I read this and now "guy love" from scrubs is stuck in my head... THANKS SO MUCH!!!

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