Kids, Medication and Health: Don't mess with gamers

Don't mess with gamers

By bbedlock - 16/04/2011 12:35 - Australia

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

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By failureparent - 21/03/2011 01:25 - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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By Stupid - 01/03/2018 15:00

Today, I found out my son has been lying about being sick. He kept complaining so I took him to the doctor and got him some medicine. Now he’s actually sick because he took meds he didn’t even need. He did it solely so he could get an expensive get well soon gift. FML

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By kcd - 23/02/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML

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By failedparenting - 07/09/2016 16:44 - United States - Bronx

Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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By callofdutyhater - 21/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

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Method

By EllieS9311 - 16/02/2016 13:16 - United States - Montevallo

Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML

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You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

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Far out

By mary b. - 15/08/2022 14:00

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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goodfella925 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:46

**** that, smash that xbox to the side of his head:/

DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:57

That's bad parenting, plain and simple. Any kid raised right would never dream of pulling a stunt like this, especially when it puts his parents' health at risk. You brought this on yourself. Now it's up to you to set him straight before the nasty behaviour gets worse.

Comments

KtKD54 2

Tuesday 3 July 2012 4:50

As long as u dont take away my iPhone, i dont bite

snapdragon1100 7

Monday 5 November 2012 6:23

Control your child please. He should not have that much control over you. Honestly you should be able to make him give those back.

spankie533 8

Tuesday 20 November 2012 12:48

Really? Does he know you could get extremely sick ? I think you need to have a talk with him !

beastnicks 5

Friday 4 January 2013 2:11

What a little shit ground him

Selkhe 10

Friday 10 May 2013 23:59

I do think in this case, YDI. The fact that your first action was to take something away and not talk about it instead of speaking to your son just indicates to me that this may have always been the "solution" - so if your son starts doing it because he's learned that's how you deal with problems, what else can be said?

JM71195 9

Monday 7 October 2013 3:29

I fall asleep I'm class a lot, turns out I have narcolepsy

AssassinBug 15

Wednesday 30 October 2013 19:45

Make a video on Youtube where you shoot his Xbox. Then give him up for adoption.

doglover100 28

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:55

That's messed up.

Dr_1337 7

Saturday 7 June 2014 0:38

I hate to break this to you now son... you're adopted

erizonkim 17

Tuesday 14 April 2015 10:26

Sounds like your son is a little brat. You should be more controlling and discipline him more, a little spanking wouldn't kill. In where I live, what he did is totally inacceptable.