Poopoo peepee, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Don't mind me - FML

Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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Vengeance is mine

By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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There goes the neighborhood…

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 16 April 2012 18:58

Would you prefer U Pee S?

mduffy08 8

Monday 16 April 2012 18:55

Did you have any mail?

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karkid619 8

Monday 16 April 2012 21:12

That's not I expected this FML to end at all.

NiCeGuY115 14

Monday 16 April 2012 21:27

The mailman is definitely going to enjoy that present ;)

Epikouros 31

Monday 16 April 2012 21:34

At least he didn't piss *in* your mailbox. We have a Member of Parliament who did that to the elderly neighbours he bullied. But in that case the mailbox was a slit in the door, so he peed into their house.

j_cat187 19

Monday 16 April 2012 21:41

Next time, have him see your eye through the end of a sniper scope.

meaganbreann 0

Monday 16 April 2012 21:44

maybe he had an urge.

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:11

I don't think most people have an 'urge' to piss on their neighbor's lawn...or mailbox for that matter.

j_cat187 19

Monday 16 April 2012 21:44

Next time, have him see your eye through the end of a sniper scope.

DiceLover 7

Monday 16 April 2012 22:02

What lovely neighboors you have.

Jakesterk96 8

Monday 16 April 2012 22:10

Neighbor: wiggle wiggle wiggle. OP: yea!

angelinaanimerg 7

Monday 16 April 2012 22:16

I would of called the cops. That's illegal He would be a registered sex offender his whole life

angelinaanimerg 7

Monday 16 April 2012 22:16

I would of called the cops. That's illegal He would be a registered sex offender his whole life

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