Poopoo peepee, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Don't mind me - FML

Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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There goes the neighborhood…

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 16 April 2012 18:58

Would you prefer U Pee S?

mduffy08 8

Monday 16 April 2012 18:55

Did you have any mail?

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lamdat5r 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:04

That is when you get a full bladder and decide to water his lawn with sweet lemonade

ImSoEffedUp 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:07

U sat there and watched...? Didn't go out and kick his ass...? Who knows what he'll do next.... Please tell me u don't have kids and they know what happened....grow a pair, get a backbone.... I'm just saying OP... FYL....

LittleGreenPaola 23

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:23

This is so damn funny! He must have been mad about something. What have you done to him? And what did you do after his "gift"?

mexican613 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:25

Respect, that takes balls

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:25

Let me guess, you're another Douchebag neighbour?

krewer21 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:29

Ahhh Florida tough man neighborhood rite of passage. OP, did you pass, or forever Loser?

Eiregal2 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:29

Isn't there a law against urinating in public? I know here in Ireland if the Gardai see someone doing this you can bet they get arrested, no excuse! It's Also indecent and if near families and children seen as sex offense, so ya, just wondering how this gets sorted.

williamcarter93 13

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:31

R.P.P. Random Public Pissing Where the hell is that legal?

Eiregal2 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:35

Florida apparently, honestly, America confuses and amazes me in many ways. Great country, no I mean that, no sarcasm

ITS_SNORLAX 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:33

Uve got mail!!!

docs 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:38

That's asking for a Beating

fiona_purple 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:41

And you "letter" do it?! Chortle...

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