Poopoo peepee, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Don't mind me

Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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Vengeance is mine

By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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There goes the neighborhood…

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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You deserved it 66

Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 16 April 2012 18:58

Would you prefer U Pee S?

mduffy08 8

Monday 16 April 2012 18:55

Did you have any mail?

Comments

writergirl23 19

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:16

Get a tresspass order and a public indecency on him ;)

zombiesquirel 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:20

Damn

troubledkitty 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:22

Take a shit on his lawn

MaxTurtleLover 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:35

That made me laugh out loud xD

scarletstudies 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:42

"I have always wanted to have a neighbor, just like you. Oh would you be neighbor?" - Mr. Rodgers. He knows.

96skeeter 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:50

Thats just awesome not gonna lie! Go pee on his door knob so he touches your piss every time he goes in his house. Then just sit laugh and wave.

kelseynikolee_ 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:54

Ha, i actually laughed at this one. He sounds like a complete weirdo or you just pissed him off somehow..

Unlucky_Gun 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:06

Haha I'm sorry but I probably would've laughed my head off if I saw that

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:18

Go out and look him right in the eye & punch him in the face.

cott0nballs 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:40

Well pissing on your mailbox is nothing, IF you piss and shit inside his, then WIN!

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