DON'T MOVE!

By Miller_Time - 18/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML
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Jcsati8 0

What did you tell them when they came? "i called 911 in my sleep, sorry dudes" you must have sounded real believeable!

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gabbyh 0

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA omg. sorry. I've done something like that before. Except I overdosed and hallucinated that I called 911 but I really didn't.

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kgb121 0

everyone talking to number 11, sleep paralysis does happen during the REM state (when dreaming occurs) you sleep walk, talk, pee w/e during a different stage of sleep and aren't acting out a dream unless you have a rare disorder.

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LOL The most I've done (that I know of) is open txt's and answer calls, and my girlfriend said I didn't make much sense when I answered.

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calmthefuck_down 0

well, that sucks

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MissFortune_fml 0

Could be REM Sleep Behavior Disorder. Other people who have it have talked on the phone in their sleep before, among other, more violent behaviours. Like I said, It's NOT that impossible. Please, people, before you try out for the occupation of "know-it-all" and claim something is fake and can't be done, at least make sure you do the research first.

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nomadxx7 0

@ #11 You can talk in your sleep, you can cook in your sleep. It is entirely possible to do the two at the same time. My girlfriend's sister sleepwalks and talks in her sleep. She could have a full conversation with you WITH her eyes open and you'd think she was awake. Ask her the next day and she vaguely remembers a dream of a similar nature.

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Mikeymikey 4

hahahaha hilarious..... now uve got an awesome story to tell ppl... and look at bright side.. cops will always see u as a funny guy.. u shud get a new door tho.. lol..

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CaptainDDL 0

I would aggravate my mother so much when I was younger, when I'd talk to her (half-)asleep. She'd ask me to do something, or tell me something important, but when I fully woke up I didn't remember a thing.

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Mikeymikey 4

Hum... @11 im sorry but ure wrong... sometimes when u're in a semi sleep awake mode and u dream of your bedroom lets say, reality and yr dreams overlap, u know where everything is so yr mind allows u to wonder and yr body knows how to do things through muscle memory.. ... i dreamnt i once got up to go beat up my friend sleeping in next bed to mine... turns out i did get up to go beat him up and i was asleep... my sis shouted at me from another room and i woke up with my friend in my arms screaming to stop beating him up... btw he deserved it ;)

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