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Don't worry, IQ ain't real

By snathans - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheated and still got a 70. FML

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killface_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:57

YDI for cheating, and also for thinking that internet IQ tests are even remotely legitimate. Did you also get a free Xbox?

xsweetlysour 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:57

Ouch. How did you manage to do that? Like epic fail. No offense. Actually, it was prob the site. Anyone who can work the internet has greater than 70 IQ.

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subarchetta 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:59

Sounds a lot like a Seinfeld episode I saw last week..

raabhimself 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:48

Those online Iq tests are only made so you pay ******* 1.15 for a text telling you your fake iq, so YDI

Aera_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:11

Online IQ tests are NEVER accurate. They either make the score really low or really high. Plus, if it does not ask your age, you can tell that it is complete bullshit. The IQ test I took in real life was not judged by time, though I believe there was a time limit. I took one once (that supposedly inflates your scores) and it was still lower than my real IQ. Pfffft.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:13

well its not like those internet tests have anything to do with anything real. so you might as well not worry about it. but are you some sort of idiot?

xir0nm4n 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:19

#16 i wouldn't call this an Epic Fail. But A definite fail.

mylifeisFML56 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:04

Try taking it again see what happens

megs8907 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:20

Does anyone else besides me think this is a dumb FML?? How did it even get posted? YDI for even thinking this is a FML moment...

DStro 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:32

Maybe you're so dumb, you don't realize that you're letting everyone here know how dumb you really are.

22_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 6:08

wow i didn't even think it was possible to cheat and still get a 70. but really you must be really stupid.....

furi7 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:20

YDI Karma and Wikipedia is not a cheating resource. Epic Phail

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