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By coyote - 02/09/2010 07:25 - Japan

Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 054
You deserved it 2 810

Same thing different taste

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that's definitely the ***** or in your case not. try some Karol syrup, that will clean you out

sallen0046 4

You're not supposed to leave the hospital before you have a bowel movement.

I don't see why this girl thinks it's so weird that she hasn't pooped. Girls don't poop, so it sounds normal to me.

sweetfashionista 2

after my stomach surgery i couldnt pee for a week. it was horrible. come to find out it was the dilaudid that was doing this. when i quit taking pain meds, i was able to pee again. no pain meds meant a painful recovery but at least i was able to pee.

I thought it was bad when I had abdominal surgery and got my period! I'm sorry OP, FYL!

believe it or not, that's going on too. It's the trifecta of abdominal pain.

Yikes, I'm so sorry! I know it sounds gross, but try a teaspoon of olive oil in the morning and at night (you can try stirring it into tea if that makes it easier to take). It's pretty easy on the body and should kick start your digestive system. Hope you feel better soon, OP!

Dmb15freeweezy 0

do you think someone cares about you takin a shit.