Double dump

By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
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Gurljuice 0

She doubled her relief

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sassypants93 17

That sounds like she got a big dumping in more ways than one.

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Navith 13

Looks like you *puts on sunglasses* GOT A SHITTY DUMP.

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SCOTTY_DAY 0

hahaha stay in school

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Bonquizzle93 4

that's pretty messed up :/

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Pownzeez 0

haha double dumping

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Quest_ 13

I opened this FML especially to see all the double dumping jokes.

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fylnotmine89 1

at least you weren't the only one/thing being dumped during that conversation! lol fyl

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cdanger 0

hey you never know she was probly pregnant and gave birth to a baby and it landed in a pool

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skyeyez9 24

Admit it: Some of you who responded to this fml were also sittin on the toilet.

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marleyvk 0

Oh yeah, she "dumped" you. Buahahahahah

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nitewlf12 10

Well you seem pretty down in the dumps about it. I hope you can turn that brown, I mean FROWN sorry, upside down.

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