Double dump

By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
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Gurljuice 0

She doubled her relief

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sassypants93 17

That sounds like she got a big dumping in more ways than one.

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SuitsAreCool 0

Here's my theory on what happened. "I've got to take a dump so bad! Hmm, dump... why does that ring a bell? Oh yeah, I've been meaning to break up with OP for days now, better call him right away!"

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KamilleBlack 3

OOOh! Sorry! I didn't get it right away. I thought she dumped u while having sex in a pool...I dunno. Sorry :S

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Ms_Krazie 4

Eww your ex was disgusting good thing you got rid of her :)

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Mebekatya 0

I love the way he worded his fml. But really, fyl OP.

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Prupel 0

"Faint splashes". That means she was taking a dump.

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wafflesgirl24 0

she was dumping him while she was dumping xD

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GawZ 0

Maybe she was getting her sex on in the pool with Mr. New Guy and called to break up with her current boyfriend so she wouldn't feel guilty for cheating on him.

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