Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Wizardo 33

The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...

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amp2394 2

Did you say, "No that's disgusting."??

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Cjmonkeyboy12 4

I'd just like to point out that he's not lying most guys do find it disgusting because unlike men women cant exactly control their bodily fluids and its a lot more sloppy.. it was still selfish of him to say no however...

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brat0064 17

When was the time you went down on a man because they don't control all that much in the way of bodily fluids and let's just say it's never been confused with smelling like a rose garden ...that said, the issue isn't that he didn't want to do it but rather that he expected her to do for him what he wouldn't do for her. So on top of being tactless he is also selfish.

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itooamscrewed 10

So because women get wet they're grosser? You've clearly never gotten your nose in a taint before. Mmm, sweaty vinegar covered feet! It complements the pre-cum and cum so nicely.

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HanBroman 20

I absolutely hate having my boyfriend go down on me but he likes doing it to me A LOT. to the point where I will reluctantly let him do it because its a major turn on for him. super gross to me though

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withasmile 3

Guys who won't go down are generally bad, selfish and all around boring lovers. Dump him. Here's a tip and it's sexy - if anyone's worried about freshness - your own or theirs - whisper in their ear to 'join me in the shower.' If a little grooming is called for - it's very sexy to shave and play. The key to good sex, keep it fun, keep it creative, negativity has zero place in the bed room - kills the drive like nothing else.

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taylorlegg1 9

I have this problem except the opposite way I love to go down on her even go as far as to make her cum but she "can't" do it to me because it's nasty

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Cilg1244 17

Your name fits this FML perfectly. L

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cutierawrz 14

That's when you reply "no that's disgusting"

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