Sex and Intimacy: Double standard - FML

Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Spicy

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 288

You deserved it 9 634

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 960

You deserved it 14 588

By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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You deserved it 49 348

Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 675

You deserved it 12 201

What a wuss

By Anonymous - 30/03/2021 08:01

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML

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You deserved it 329

By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 042

You deserved it 9 713

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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You deserved it 4 681

Poor perfomance

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 04:00

Spicy

Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML

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You deserved it 633

So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 164

You deserved it 7 104

By Anonymous - 13/10/2015 07:35 - United States - Davis

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

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You deserved it 6 173

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Top comments

LizetteBerenice 22

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:46

Asshole

Wizardo 33

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:47

The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...

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maemismile 22

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:14

Did ya do it? I hope not....

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:15

You deserve it if you stay with him.

thorssin 8

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:21

relationships should be 50/50 no ******** or sex till he goes down on you!!! can I get some thumbs up for any guys who love going down on a woman? if you don't your gay plain and simple.

amalienoelle 9

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:29

leave him.

Lucy_Jane 5

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:41

Trust me the denying of a bj works!!

gpg5 19

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:50

Did you throw his words back in his face?

Bossgirlhana 15

Monday 14 July 2014 0:05

If that were my boyfriend, I would make him get used to his hand.

Studwithproblems 8

Monday 14 July 2014 0:10

He's lame, shoot I'll do it for ya. Lol

joelgoode 6

Monday 14 July 2014 0:38

What if he wanted you to do it first.

EmsyyyRose13 24

Monday 14 July 2014 0:44

Did you say "No, that's disgusting," and turn it around on him?

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